FIRST — THE CAT
This decides which edition of the book is yours.
SECOND — THE HOUSEHOLD
A first cat gets the whole map. A second cat gets negotiations.
LAST ONE — THE NIGHTS
The 3am zoomies. The crying behind the door. Be honest.
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