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Two minutes from now, you'll know exactly what to do tonight.

The book that tells you what's actually happening — and the printable Survival Kit that tells you what to do about it at 3am. $73 of calm, for $29.

The First 14 Days With Your Kitten — the book The Kitten Survival Kit
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The First 14 Days — Kitten Edition58 pages · 14 chapters + 4 appendices · every 3AM box
$44 value
The Kitten Survival Kit19 printable pages — first-night card, daily rhythm, litter rules, fridge chart, vet script, cut-outs
FREE · $29 value
Every future updatewhen the book improves, your copy improves — forever
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Total value$73

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What lands in your inbox

Two files. One calm evening of reading. Fourteen handled days.

No app, no subscription, no waiting for shipping. PDF — reads on your phone at 3am, prints on any printer.

The First 14 Days book cover
The book

The First 14 Days

  • 14 chapters + 4 appendices — one per crisis: the safe room, the first hour, night one, the day-two reversal, food, the litter box, biting, the 3am zoomies, alone-time, and the chapter about you.
  • The twelve fights every new cat owner googles at midnight, resolved honestly — hiding, not eating, the swat "out of nowhere", all of them.
  • A 3AM Box at the end of every chapter — the short version, for when you can't read.
  • Real sources, cited in the back — the AAFP behavior guidelines, shelter medicine, the actual research. Medical red flags included: when it isn't behavior, it's the vet.
PDF · 58 pages · phone, tablet, desktop, print
Survival Kit cover
Free with the book

The Survival Kit

  • The first-night card for your bedroom door — crying, galloping, silence: what's normal and what to do.
  • The daily rhythm poster and the 14-day log — thirty seconds a day, and the pattern shows itself.
  • The litter rules, the twelve-fights fridge chart, and the socialization tracker — print, stick, done.
  • The emergency card, the word-for-word vet visit script, and six cut-out cards for wallets and partners.
PDF · 19 printable pages · made for the fridge, the door, the bedside
The kit, up close

It lives where the panic happens.

First night card
night one · bedroom door
Safe room and shopping list
the safe room · before day one
Twelve fights fridge chart
twelve fights · fridge
Teeth and claws action plan
teeth & claws plan
Daily rhythm poster
the daily rhythm
Pickup day checklist
pickup day
Cut-out cards
cut-out cards
The 14-day log
the 14-day log
Emergency card
emergency card
Vet visit script
the vet script
Socialization checklist
meeting the world
The first hour card
the first hour
Straight from the pages

Written for the 3am version of you.

CHAPTER 4

The kitten you met is still in there. They're not gone — they're gathering data.

The day-two reversalwhen the brave kitten from the shelter hides
CHAPTER 12

You didn't get the wrong kitten. You got a real one. The imagined cat doesn't exist; the real one is under the dresser, learning to trust you.

The human chapterthe kitten blues are real — and temporary
RESCUE CAT EDITION

Trust is the cat's savings account. Every predictable day is a deposit. Every forced cuddle is a withdrawal you can't afford.

The trust chapterfor adopted adults with a past
30DAY
GUARANTEE

The "calmer by chapter two" promise.

Read the first two chapters tonight. If your shoulders don't drop — if you don't feel clearer, calmer, and more in control of tomorrow — write to us within 30 days and we'll refund every cent. No forms. No fight. You shouldn't pay for peace of mind you didn't get.

The risk is ours. The sleep is yours.
Before you decide

The honest answers.

How do I get the files?

The second your order completes, a download link lands on screen and in your inbox. Two PDFs — the book and the Survival Kit. No account, no app, no expiry. Download them to every device you own; they're yours forever.

Will it read well on my phone at 3am?

That's exactly what it was built for. The book is designed page-by-page for small screens in the dark — large type, short chapters, and a 3AM box at the end of every one for when your eyes won't focus. The kit is formatted for a normal home printer.

Why $29 — and why is the kit free?

Because the kit only makes sense with the book, and the book only works if you actually use it at 3am. Sold separately they'd be $73 — but we'd rather you had both tonight than one of them eventually. One payment, both files, every future update included.

What if it doesn't help?

Then you shouldn't pay for it. Read the first two chapters tonight — if they don't make you feel calmer and clearer, write to us within 30 days for a full refund. No forms, no fight.

The crying at 3am has a plan now. So do you.

the first two weeks is the price — it's steep, and it's short
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